Quickies: Monkey in the Middle
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Miranda Kerr goes blond! (UseMyComputer)
Aubrey O’Day needs to be brought down on charges of animal abuse. (Moe Jackson)
Jeremy Piven’s new movie will blow your motherfucking mind out the back of your head and leave you shitting in your seat. (Pajiba)
Avril Lavigne’s marriage is a sham. Just like her music. (WIMB)
Top Ten Onscreen Lesbian Kisses. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
John Travolta and his wife on the brink of divorce over Jett’s death! (popbytes)
Jason Bigg attacked by a Barbary Ape! Ah, there is a God. (Seriously? OMG)
Miley Cyrus upskirt pics! And I’m not even sure that’s legal. (Glamzilla)
Kirsten Dunst is back on the sauce. (Bricks and Stones)
Ha ha — Anderson Cooper burns Heidi Montag! (Socialite Life)
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen appear to have aged forty years in the space of six months. (Hollywood Rag)
Madonna’s new Celebration video teaser might be the worst thing ever made. (Holy Moly!)
Beyonce named Woman of the Year by Billboard Magazine. (Gone Hollywood)
Carmen Electra crazy naked! (Fatback)
Project Runway’s Kenley is out of jail and looking to score. Sounds just like my uncle! (Jezebel)
Meet Hungarian porn star Maria Geronazzo and you’ll know why Hungarian porn never made it big in the States. Yikes. (Velvet)

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Detti
Objection, Maria Geronazzo never was any kind of star, she’s just a nutjob that is addicted to plastic surgery and is willing to be in porn occasionally. Even by our standards she is considered an ugly hag.
Aug 27th, 2009
Captain_Insano
Her face looks like a baboons ass.
Aug 27th, 2009
helomi
objection!! she is FAAAR from what Hungarian Porn is – was!!
google these:
Niki Belucci
Michelle Wild
Sandra Iron
ClubSandy
Maya Gold
etc…
Aug 27th, 2009
abby
I can’t believe so many of you are well-versed in the landscape of Hungarian porn. I don’t even know where to start here.
Aug 27th, 2009
Jon
lol…what the fuck? Tranny hookers you find in NY or LA that bother you when you get off the subway are more desirable then that thing.
Aug 28th, 2009
HOW CUM
Even Jamie Foxx apologized to Miley Cyrus for disrespecting her.
Aug 28th, 2009
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Aug 30th, 2009
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