S.S. Lily Allen in October 2009 Elle Magazine

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The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture of 24-year old Lily Allen sucking her thumb in next month’s issue of Elle magazine was the time my Uncle Lloyd got wasted at my sister’s wedding and finished his toast with, “Wanna know what the best thing about having sex with twenty-four year olds is? That there’s twenty of ‘em! Ha hahaha ha!” That was also the same year my Aunt Tina got arrested for stabbing him in the neck with a lawn dart at a pee-wee football game. True fucking story. Really, you can’t make this shit up.

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. joecoz

    awesome

  2. Syd

    I kinda hate myself for laughing at the pedo joke. Trying to resist the urge to email it too. Damn you!

  3. abby

    I know… they’re awful, aren’t they?

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