Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing over two million dolllars’ worth of jewelry. Again. That’s the second time in less than three months, for those of you keeping count. According to Radar Online

Lindsay had the jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricey baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn’t have them.

“Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe,” a source tells RadarOnline.com “They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it. The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”

And conveniently, her home was broken into just this week and her safe was stolen after she “forgot” to lock the door and staff “forgot” to set the security alarm! What a timely coincidence. Please. Come off it already! We all know the jewelry was traded for coke in some Mexican border town pawn shop. Seriously, if this little scheme of hers were any more contrived, it would read like a fucking Diablo Cody screenplay. Ha ha ha! Buuurrrrn, muthafuckas!

Looking like a crackwhore leaving some club last night:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News