Aug 28, 20094

Quickies: Bare Necessities

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When did Alessandra Ambrosio get those Bubba Gump gums? (Moe Jackson)

Serena Williams gets groped by an amourous gorilla wearing a skirt! (Hollywood Rag)

Why does John Mayer have to pay TMZ $25,000? (WIMB)

Rihanna as Grace Jones in Italian Vogue! (Socialite Life)

Tom Cruise bashes Katie for gaining five pounds. Maybe she should just borrow his girdle. (Celebitchy)

New Moon’s Volturi photos are out! God, teenagers are stupid. (Allie is Wired)

Everything Monica Bellucci’s ever been naked in in one handy list. (Mr. Skin)

Lindsay Lohan’s doing her own reality show! (The Blemish)

Rawr — Kelly Brook in lingerie in next month’s Loaded magazine. (UseMyComputer)

Geri Haliwell looks even foxier in a new blue and white bikini. (CelebNewsWire)

Megan Hauserman celebrates the Ryan Jenkins murder-suicide by boozing it up in a bikini. (The Superficial)

Two more reasons to love Adriana Lima. Hint: they rhyme with “bipples.” (Dirty Rotten Whore)

The 6 Top Secret Facts about Women! Like that our vaginas communicate telepathically, for starters. (College Candy)

Mickey Rourke is about three minutes away from shitting his own pants. (CelebSlam)

I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason Shaq’s fondling a panda bear. Like crippling loneliness. (CelebrityOdor)

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

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    Aug 28th, 2009

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    Aug 31st, 2009

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    Sep 8th, 2009

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