Aug 31, 20099

Macaulay Culkin Michael Jackson’s Son Blanket’s Father?

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File this under Dear God No: it’s looking like “Home Alone” star Macaulay Culkin might be the mystery father of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket (real name Prince Michael II), thanks to the miracle of in vitro fertilization. Ew. London’s The Sun says

Culkin — [who is godfather to Jacko's other two children -- starred] alongside Jackson in the video for his hit song Black or White in 1991, regularly visited the singer’s Neverland ranch, and took the witness stand to defend him at his 2005 child molestation trial. Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family.

[They said], “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father. Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolized him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm.

Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

God, what’s worse than imagining Kevin McCallister jerking off into in a sample cup while Michael Jackson hovers behind him in the background? No, seriously — I don’t know. So far all I’ve got is “unclogging John Goodman’s toilet after a week at Oktoberfest.” That’s why I’m asking you.

Disturbing pictures of the two of them together:

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Pictures of Macaulay’s hot-ass girlfriend Mila Kunis in next month’s Details magazine:

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. MOONWALKER

    OMG, these kids have more Fathers than GOD has chrildren and they only have one DADDY. What differance does it make weather Michael is the bio father or not, at least he was there and the kids love him. Just ask any one of them whos ya DADDY and see what amswer you get!!!!

    Aug 31st, 2009

  2. Jon

    I think the real question here is how can a weirdo (and obviously gay) Macaulay Culkin get a girl who looks like Mila Kunis. Makes me wanna stick my hands up to my face and yell ahhhhhhhhhhh!

    Sep 1st, 2009

  3. Abercrombie and Fitch

    this is a good access to Abercrombie and Fitch

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  4. ALEX

    WHOH!!!LOL….i am thinking the SAME thing this JON guy is thinking.NO JOKE@ ******

    Feb 9th, 2010

  5. Kendra

    Look, the older blanket gets, the more he looks like mike!!! THat child looks black/mixed!!! But it doesnt matter cause spiritually, Michael was the father. And why are those pics wiht mac and mike described as disturbing????? They were jus playing and having innocent fun, Mike was a big kid! Yo this website is full of shit!!!! Get the fuck off of Michael’s and his Kid’s nuts!!!!

    Mar 10th, 2010

  6. Azha

    Okay..
    Macaulay Culkin is a gay? The guy name Jon, you won’t be serious about this

    May 6th, 2010

  7. Nicole

    I think Michael Jackson is Blanket’s dad,and if he is not the father they thought of him as a dad because he was there all the time when they needed him the most,Luv u Micahel R.I.P

    Nov 30th, 2010

  8. tamara

    Even though blanket doesnt look like macaulay culkin that doesnt mean he’a not blanket daddy but mike took care of him like he is his real son.so to me that means he is michael real son.

    Sep 16th, 2011

  9. tamara

    he is his real son

    Sep 16th, 2011

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