Aug 31, 20095

Quickies: I Dreamed a Dream

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Lindsay Lohan goes with the “suck yo’ dick fo five dollah” look made so popular by meth whores in the early nineties. (UseMyComputer)

Ha ha — Joe Jonas eats it on his tramoline-stage at a concert. (WWTDD)

Miley Cyrus teaches girls how to suck. And I don’t just mean that euphemistically. (CelebJihad)

Chris Brown doesn’t remember beating Rihanna. Or where he got that gay-ass bow tie. (The Superficial)

See if you find Lady Gaga any less annoying in Spanish. (Glamzilla)

Hands-down, the best news I’ve heard all day — Beavis and Butthead are making a comeback! (Hollywood Rag)

Mischa Barton blames her crazies on a “perfect storm” of wisdom teeth and bullshit. (Holy Moly!)

AnnaLynne McCord in a sexy swimsuit! (Moe Jackson)

What Lisa Rinna must have looked like thirty years ago. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Megan Fox talks about giving dudes blueballs. (WIMB)

101 ridiculously hot redheads! (COED Magazine)

More of Geri Haliwell and her nipples in a bikini. (Derek Hail)

Tyra Banks is engaged to John Utendahl! Yeah, I don’t know who that is, either. (Bricks and Stones)

Daryl Markham is the Susan Boyle of X Factor. (Right Celebrity)

Is it just me, or does Kourtney Kardashian look like Rosie O’Donnell in these pictures? (Scandalist)

Obama will get you high! (The Dirty)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. HOW CUM

    With Bob Iger dropping a whopping $4 BILLION to buy Marvel Comics for Disney, you can figure he has been profoundly pondering how to best showcase their already in-house superheroine, Miley Cyrus.

    Aug 31st, 2009

  2. HOW CUM

    Ugh, WIMB raises a gravely serious travesty in the middle of their humor, FGM. Female Genital Mutilation is practiced on an estimated hundreds of millions of girls. It is nothing less than medieval torture and disfigurement.

    Would that I were the patron saint of clitorides and could put an end to that horrific practice, once and for all.

    Aug 31st, 2009

  3. puttychin

    dream dream..

    Sep 8th, 2009

  4. Abercrombie and Fitch

    http://yeeeah.com/2009/09/01/ss-whitney-houstons-gma-comeback-sucked/

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  5. Abercrombie and Fitch

    this is a good access to Abercrombie and Fitch

    Sep 22nd, 2009

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