Michelle Duggar is Pregnant with 19th Child

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Michelle Duggar, famous for being the real-life Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe, announced this morning on the Today Show that she is pregnant with child number 19. I bet at this point her puss just hangs open like the gaping maw of a basking shark. According to the Huffington Post

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tonitown, Ark., who have 18 children and one grandchild on the way, are expecting a new addition to their household baby No. 19 will arrive in the spring.

“We are so thrilled,” says Michelle, 42. “We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob, 44, agrees: “This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child.”

Can a vagina weep? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what mine’s doing after hearing this. Otherwise I should really see a doctor about some penicillin.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I have no idea who these people are but they look like a cult. Either that or the Spears sisters are in that picture somewhere at a family reunion.

  2. JMc

    holy shit lady……it’s a vagina not a fucking clown car

  3. Chickenhead

    They are a cult. Jim-Bob runs his own cult-cough-church, just for his little “family.”

    What I want to know is, and this is NEVER addressed in any damn show I ever see about them…is Jim-Bob’s sick little cult tax-exempt because of it?

    Fun trivia bit: google “full quiver” to find out what stupid cult the Duggars are members of.

  4. Nicole

    Christ, if everybody started breeding like that, we’d be out of space in no time… Somebody sterilize them please…

  5. debbie

    Well I am glad people feel the way I do. I know that she is well aware when she can get pregnant, so just don’t have sex then. I do watch the show, but think this is way over the top. Also, she has those older kids taking care of the smaller kids all the time. I never thought of them being a cult, but maybe all people that dress and have beliefs like they do does make it a cult!

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