Sep 3, 20093

Breasts Make Everything Better. It’s True.

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Elisa Benitez of "Mexico's Next Top Model"

Today is turning out to be dumb and boring, and I was going to turn this lull into an opportunity to discuss the vital importance of flossing because you really can’t put a price on a healthy smile and OH LOOK BOOBIES!

I don’t really know who the hell this lady is.  Her name is Elisa Benitez and apparently she’s the Mexican Tyra Banks.  I’d like to think that means she runs around shrieking about how she was rooting for you, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, and then she shows you her fierce walk where she almost breaks her nose with her own kneecap, and then Miss Jay tells us we better work it like it’s for sale and the rent is due tonight, and then an insane blonde girl pees in an adult diaper and falls into a houseplant… and I kind of forgot where I was going with this.

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Breasts do make everything better…they really, really do.

    Sep 3rd, 2009

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    Sep 6th, 2009

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    Sep 22nd, 2009

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