Sep 3, 2009

Madonna is a Good Mother, Part 746.12b

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Lourdes Ciccone Leon (Madonna's daughter, age 12) in the famous outfit from Madonna's "Like a Virgin" performance at the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards

Hello, my pretties.  It’s Sarah.  I had a Benadryl smoothie with a shot of Hendricks for breakfast this morning, so today should be a cavalcade of crazy.  Are you excited?  I’m excited!  I might actually just be dizzy and hallucinatory, but to be honest, I haven’t much been able to tell the difference for years.  It’s hard work being this awesome, y’all.

Oh hey look, it’s Lourdes.  She’s all trussed up in the outfit made famous in her mum’s performance of “Like a Virgin” at the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards.  Isn’t that sweet?  Except for the part about how LOURDES IS 12.  Like, twelve (12!) years old.  Twelve, motherfuckers.  Also, for those of you who’ve never seen Reservoir Dogs or were zygotes in 1984, the song “Like a Virgin” is a little ditty about a slut machine getting banged by a dude so big it was painful.  What kind of retard thinks it’s a good idea to tart up a 12-year-old in the “Like a Virgin” costume?  Apparently, Madonna is precisely that kind of retard.  I wonder if she made Lourdes wear the “Boy Toy” belt, too?  Oh, who are we kidding here?  I bet Madonna makes Lourdes wear that belt every damn day of her life.

Anyway, this photo was taken on the set of Madonna’s new “Celebration” video.  You know, the one where she makes out with Jesus and Lourdes has a seizure in a crowd?  Yeah.  Who’d have thought that hot mess was the best of the options they had to work with?

The “Celebration” video keeps getting yanked because I guess some people are fussy about copyrights and such, but hopefully this one will stay put long enough for each of you yokels to have the opportunity to torture yourselves:

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. The Governator

    Thus Madonna proves once more why she shouldn’t be allowed to raise children in the first place.

    By the way, who would call a girl Lourdes Ciccone Leon anyway? Ciccone is only one letter from “Ciccione” which basically means fatass in Italian… Nice name to give your daughter, right?

    Sep 3rd, 2009

  2. spatz

    unfortunately governator, Ciccone is her last name. last names are not chosen or given.

    Sep 3rd, 2009

  3. The Governator

    Thanks for pointing that out… Guess they’re both screwed then :D

    Sep 3rd, 2009

  4. Jon

    They must have paid like $1 million bucks to get the photoshop artist to make it look like she has 2 eyebrows.

    Sep 3rd, 2009

  5. shle896

    Give me a break. Watch the video and you’ll see her in it for MAYBE six seconds - doing a back flip on the dance floor. Oh, the corruption!!

    By all accounts, Madonna’s children are well mannered, very educated, multi-lingual and God only knows why they wouldn’t be having the time of their lives traveling the world, meeting all kinds of people and experiencing a life most of us can only fantasize about.

    She takes them with her everywhere she goes and is always pictured with them and even had the two oldest on stage on the final night of her Sticky & Sweet tour (by the way, the biggest grossing tour by a solo artist of all time) and they always appear to be very happy.

    If she left them at home with a nanny, you’d find fault in that, too.

    Madonna is hardly a partying rock star addicted to drugs and living some “party life”. She’s all about hard work, education and self-discipline.

    I think your remarks would be better suited to someone like, say, Whitney Houston the crack-whore or a train wreck like Courtney Love.

    Sep 4th, 2009

  6. Snuggiepants the Deathbringer

    Hi Sarah! Love love!

    I could barely get through this pile of shite video. In fact, I must do a numbered list:

    1. I’m officially ageist, because I cringed and felt embarrassed for her throughout. Why? She’s FIFTY-ONE. Grabbing her crotch, slinging around those old dance moves. Fifty-one. Lord help me to not ever be this embarrassing. What am I talking about? I’m pushing 40 and already know better.

    2. Oh this song is so fresh! Drop those hot new happenin’ techno beats! It’s a party, it’s a celebration, get on the dance floor, I invite you to a party in my spam purse, wanna see my spam purse? I’m gonna hold it now! Beefy black guy dancing/skinny DJ/people dancing. Ooo I’m amping up the crotch grabby move now. Look at my ass! It’s a party! In my ass!

    3. I musta missed her crotch fruit in her Like A Virgin dress, never saw it.

    4. I sat through that whole mess waiting to see LOURDES.

    5. If you watch it muted, her wall humping, tit grabbing moves are even more embarrassing.

    There, I’ve wasted enough keystrokes on her.

    Sep 4th, 2009

  7. appwitch

    Given what I see middle-school girls wearing nearly every day, the “Like a Virgin” outfit is practically a nun’s habit. Sheesh. Little girls have always played dress-up in adult clothes. The fact that this one does it on TV is just a sign of the times. A quick search of YouTube would probably reveal a lot worse.

    Sep 4th, 2009

  8. puttychin

    “Like a Virgin” .Madonna
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    Sep 6th, 2009

  9. Abercrombie and Fitch

    this is a good access to Abercrombie and Fitch

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  10. Rod Sandblom

    WoW SEX-TAPE with Madonna!!

    WebCam video from Hotel here:

    http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=585362&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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