Sep 3, 20093

This is a Really Bad Idea

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Daniel Craig sporting the moustache he grew for his role in "A Steady Rain"

Supposedly, this hairy caterpillar* squatting so obscenely on Daniel Craig’s face is because of his role in the Broadway play “A Steady Rain”, which co-stars Hugh Jackman and begins previewing next week.  Honestly though, I refuse to accept that as a reasonable excuse.  This is not what James Bond is supposed to look like.  I mean Jesus, he looks like Martin Mull.  Colonel Mustard is no James Bond, Mr. Craig.  I strongly suggest you get that thing off your face posthaste, and never defile yourself this way again.  Good day, sir.  I SAID GOOD DAY!

*It was brought to my attention in the comments that a moustache of this calibre should be known as a “Dirt Squirrel”.  I apologise for this shocking gap in my follicular vocabulary.  Also: hee!

A prettier, less hirsute Daniel Craig:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Showgrrrl

    I believe a mustache of that calibre should be known as a ‘Dirt Squirrel’. Yes.

    Sep 3rd, 2009

  2. Jon

    He doesn’t look like James Bond, even when he’s playing the part. That’s part of the problem.

    Sep 3rd, 2009

  3. Abercrombie and Fitch

    this is a good access to Abercrombie and Fitch

    Sep 22nd, 2009

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