From the producers of (NSFW) “Coctomom,” I give you the porno parody of TLC’s hit show “Jon and Kate Plus 8″: “Jon and Kate Fuck Eight.” You’re welcome. According to AVN Business

“In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together,” he said. “It’ll probably be true to life.

Riley Evans stars at Kate and Frankie Young plays Jon in the feature, which also includes Amy Starz, Evie Delatosso, Kristy West, Ashton Pierce, Ralph Long, Jenner and Alex Gonz.

The DVD will hit the streets on Sept. 14.

Coming out with a good porno title is harder than it looks. I tried to think of a few on my own, like “Jon and Kate Titilate” or “Jon and Kate Ejaculate,” but they really didn’t do it for me. So I dug even deeper and came up with “Jon and Kate Conjugate” (think a prison backdrop with sexy guards and group shower scenes) and “Jon and Kate Urinate.” That one’s really tailored for a more specific audience, but you have to admit it’s still catchy. Now I just copyright them and wait for the Adult Video Networks to come callin’ and my dreams of thousandaire-dom can finally come true!

More of Jon getting the “fuck eight” part down at his pool party last weekend: