Sep 8, 2009

Lindsay Lohan is a Scary Vampire

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Lindsay Lohan posted these pictures of herself wearing vampire teeth on Twitter, presumably to land a role on “True Blood” or one of those shitty Twilight movies and prove she’s still culturally relevant. Well, she’s already got the sucking part down, if you know what I mean! Get it? Lindsay Lohan? Sucking? Ha ha! Look, it’s the day after Labor Day. I’ve already thrown up three times and it feels like every sound I hear is being relayed through a tuning fork jammed inside my brain. At this point, you’re lucky there’s even words on the page. And don’t think that’s some kind of promise, either.

Looking like death warmed over at a nightclub and airport in L.A.:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News, Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Todd Branen

    Lindsay Lohan in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:

    http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=625647&s=y

    really hot and sexy video

    Oct 9th, 2009

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