Want to get on the new Deal or No Deal? All you need is a gimp mask and a fairy princess costume. (Pop Candy)

Who is Rachel Zeskind? She’s lookin’ hot in a bikini, that’s who. (Moe Jackson)

Well, look at that — Megan Fox can look ugly! (Socialite Life)

Three words: Milla. Jovovich. NUDE. (Hollywood Rag)

Lady Gaga talks about her years of coke binges. (Holy Moly!)

Watch Britney Spears’ live cover of Alanis Morrissette’s “You Oughta Know.” (Wonderwall)

Lady Gaga doesn’t have a penis! Or a vagina, for that matter. (Websters)

Denise Richards Labor Day upskirt! (Drunken Stepfather)

3 Videos To Prove That Tyra Banks Is Truly Crazy. (Celebrity Odor)

It’s not Sarah Jessica Parker — it’s a real life human-goat baby! (popbytes)

Gwyneth Paltrow has somehow gotten rid of her nipples. (Derek Hail)

Jon Gosselin says he “despises” Kate, and it’s all on video. Burn that bridge, biyatch! (Dlisted)

Kristen Stewart can’t give up the shitty wig. (Lainey Gossip)

Actual Sex and the City spoilers: Kim Cattrall is using male hormones! (Bricks and Stones)

Pictures of Lindsay sneaking little sister Ali Lohan into the Crown Bar. (Allie is Wired)