Sep 9, 2009

S.S. Audrina Patridge in Maxim

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Audrina Patridge October Maxim 8

Here’s useless boobie carrying unit Audrina Patridge in next month’s Maxim Magazine. I do have to say that along with the usual “sensuously eating fruit pose” and the obligatory bikini and bra shots, I’m a little confused by what Maxim is hinting at with the “hose between the legs” bit. Isn’t that usually reserved for men? Are they hinting at female ejaculation, perhaps? The benefits of douching? I don’t really know. It’s up for you to decide, dear readers. As for me, I’m going to go outside and reenact this scene, and try to get some feedback from the neighbors. Cheerio!

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    She’s much less interesting with lighter hair.
    And that means she isn’t interesting AT ALL.

    Sep 9th, 2009

  2. blergh

    This bitch is just not attractive, and is she looking at the camera or the person next to the person holding the camera?, this fake, dim and plastic bitch makes me sick, I hope her fake tits explode all over her ugly face.

    Sep 10th, 2009

  3. Calvin Plaut

    Audrina Patridge private Sex Tape online and free

    http://audrina–patridge.blogspot.com/?id=57816667&s=y

    Get it Now!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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