Sep 10, 2009
Nicole Richie Gives Birth to Sparrow
Tags: baby, baby name, birth, Harlow, joel madden, nicole richie, photos, pictures, sparrow james midnight madden
Nicole Richie gave birth to a bouncing baby boy early yesterday morning, and then promptly ruined his life by giving him the gayest name ever. She wrote on her website
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
They might as well have named him Stinkhat Booger Sandwich or Wedgie Swirly Chester Backster, because that’s what he’s gonna get every day for the rest of his life.
Nicole with big sister Harlow earlier this month:
PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
joecoz
They might as well start dressing him in mesh halter tops now–this kid is gay already. He should also be on suicide watch–his father wears eyeliner and his name is Sparrow.
Sep 10th, 2009
sonya
Sparrow?????? They could at least have named him something like Jack Sparrow or something with the potential to have a modicum of cool. Btw, I didn’t even know she was pregnant. Huh.
Sep 10th, 2009
Dusty Lorick
Naked Nicole Richie really sexy in homemade video
Free video here:
http://nicole–richie.blogspot.com/?id=80780588&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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