The girls from Hollyoaks looking phenomenal in their 2010 calendar. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Miranda Kerr showing a lot of cleavage in a Gentleman Prefer Blondes pink dress. (Glamcrunch)

Hey, look — Lady Gaga looks like a fucking idiot. (Holy Moly!)

The Top Ten Hottest Chicks from Fall’s New TV Shows. (Mr. Skin)

Lily Allen is smokin’ in a new GQ photoshoot. And not just cigarettes, either. (Glamzilla)

John Mayer claims he didn’t Bartle Kristin Cavllari’s James. I’ve never wanted to kick someone in the nuts so bad in my life. (The Blemish)

Hailey Glassman dumps Jon Gosselin! (Celebitchy)

Ashton Kutcher looks like a giant pink vagina. (Socialite Life)

Look out, Angelina Jolie — Katherine Heigl is adopting a Korean baby. (Hollywood Rag)

Taylor Momsen just crossed the line from “high metabolism” to “completely fucking anorexic.” (Moe Jackson)

Kate Beckisnale looking GORGEOUS as always. (UseMyComputer)

What’s more disgusting than Sarah Jessica Parker’s veiny hands? Her veiny-ass feet. (CelebSlam)

Hugh Hefner wants Kate Gosselin to pose for Playboy. Yeah, I just threw up in my mouth a little. (Websters)

And speaking of Kate Gosselin, Kathy Griffin does a damn good impression of her. (Wonderwall)

Your tax dollars hard at work: Republican senator Michael Duvall starts talking about his love of spanking and eye patch underwear during a California Legislature meeting — without realizing his mic is still on. (omg blog)