S.S. Like a Virgin

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sarah jessica parker as madonna

Now you finally have an answer to that old joke: what do you get when you cross Madonna with a horse? No, I meant besides pages 6, 24, and 83-87 of her Sex book (although page 85 is a technically a donkey if you look close enough). The trick is not to interpret the question literally. Then the joke’s not funny at all. Kind of like this post, if you really think about it. Looks like the joke’s on you, suckas!

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin, Splash News

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain_Insano

    You know how flash backs to the eighties in movies are funny? Well this is just sad. And horrifying.

  2. sonya

    Ew. That is all.

  3. Governator

    Totally agree with the Captain. And with Sonya too, by the way.

  4. IB

    How embarrassing. Poor delusional woman.

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