Brad Pitt’s Gerbils Live Better Than You
Tags: $80, 000, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, gerbils, house, run
Brad Pitt dropped over eighty grand last week building a special home for — wait for it — his kids’ new pet gerbils. Suck on that, New Orleans! The Sun says
Architecture fanatic Brad Pitt spent $82,000 building [the] bespoke run [and] personally oversaw every step of the project, [which] features a maze of tunnels, seesaws and platforms.
A source said: “Brad pores over architectural journals like other people pore over newspapers. He had so much fun putting the run together with his kids. It’s incredibly complex and cost a lot but Brad’s more than happy with any activity that can combine his two passions - his kids and architecture.”
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I’d wished I was a gerbil, I’d have… five fucking cents. What a stupid fucking waste of money.
Buying the gerbils with Angelina, Pax and Maddox:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
testing
Sep 11th, 2009
sonya
This is what happens when stupid twats get a hold of too much money.
Sep 11th, 2009
Franck
Oh shut up sonya
Sep 15th, 2009
Your Mom
I’m with Franck. Gerbils are sweet, friendly, curious, and gentle animals, who certainly deserve to have fun, wonderful lives FAR more than any human being ever possibly could.
Also….think of what sort of father goes to all this trouble to design the ultimate playhouse for his children’s pets - that’s devotion! If Pitt didn’t have money, he’d do it with cardboard and wood scraps - it’s more an indication of the kind of Dad he is, not how rich he is.
SO - stfu, Sonya.
Sep 15th, 2009
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