Bill Murray and George Clooney together — but which one is “Mr. Fox?” (Pop Candy)

David Duchovny says he’s AGAINST ear-fucking. Skull-fucking, now that’s a different story. (CelebNewsWire)

When you can’t find the binky, just hand the rugrats a 12-gauge! (The Dirty)

AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip! (Holy Moly)

Lady Gaga’s tuxedo doesn’t come with a shirt or pants, but the tails and the top hat pretty much make u for it. (Hollywood Rag)

Ben Affleck’s cheating on Jennifer Garner! (Socialite Life)

Megan Fox + black lace = God damn. (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Simpson’s ginormous beach cover up belongs on the mast of a small schooner. (The Grumpiest)

Charlize Theron naked pictures! (City Rag)

Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen turn bartender! (The Fab Life)

I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason Mickey Rourke is fellating a rose. (Websters)

Your parents are smoking pot! Here’s the proof. (College Candy)

George Clooney’s topless model girlfriend cleans up pretty nice. (UseMyComputer)

Matt Damon and Brad Pitt sent the proposing man-stripper to George Clooney’s press conference! (E! Online)