Sep 14, 20095

New Moon is Still Happening, Still Dumb as Hell

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I’m assuming more than a few of you have subjected yourselves to those heinous Twilight books, and thus are aware of the fact that New Moon is, by far, the worst book in the whole series (which is seriously goddamn saying something, since every page you read of those books will make you exponentially dumber).  For those who had the sense to stay far, far away from the books but still wish to suffer, it’s your lucky day!  Here’s the new, extended trailer for New Moon:

Vampires and werewolves and retards, oh my:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain_Insano

    I fully expect this film to challenge Titanic for the all time box office money maker. That his how stupid our younger generation is.

    Sep 14th, 2009

  2. Scott

    Bella screaming in agony on her bed = me after hearing about this stupid movie.

    Sep 20th, 2009

  3. LUVu

    please Scott dont say Bella say Kristen. she is the most horrible actris ever. that part when she screams in the bed!? there are some twiretards that think that´s scting!! WTF? that´s screamin like a bitch on a bed. Any girl with a horrible man´s voice can do that.
    ok so I like the books. sorry. and new mon is my favourite one I might add. I dont like how you egg both like they are the samething cuz the movies are NOTHING like the books. not at all. In the movies (because they made the stupid fuckin mistake of casting kristen as Bella) they would make it all about rob pattinson and taylor. showing them off shirtless over and over. its funny how Rob said that his only goal in the movie was to not look like an idiot or be some sort of ´man meat´ good like with that!!. is the only reason why the movie will be a hit.
    I really hope the critics rip it apart.

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  4. Jaclyn

    HATERS!!!! EFF ALL YOU!!! NEW MOON BEAT THE DARK KNIGHT & HARRY POTTER!!! & IS STILL BREAKING RECORDS!!!!

    WOMEN RULE THE BOX OFFICE YOU SCUMMY FANBOYS GET OVER IT!!!!!

    Nov 20th, 2009

  5. Laetizia

    Wow who let the Twitard in?
    That vapid movie has broken so many records because of the mindless sheep that are the current generation. I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.

    Nov 29th, 2009

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