Kanye West blogged a spastic, insincere, caps-locked “apology” for what he did to Taylor Swift last night. (WWTDD)

Beyoncé was actually pretty cool to Taylor Swift after Kanye’s psychotic break. (WIMB)

MUPPET MOVIE!! (Pajiba)

Jennifer Lopez still won’t quit dressing like a crazy person and making that dazed, open-mouth Sex Face, despite the fact that she hasn’t done anything relevant in years. (GoFugYourself)

Megan Fox’s stupid dumb mouth just keeps running, and running, and running… (AgentBedhead)

Somebody feed Gwen Stefani a sandwich. (CelebritySmack)

Katy Perry is dumb and annoying and no one likes her, so she wisely kept her gigantic rack front ‘n center at last night’s VMAs. (IDLYITW)

Lady Gaga is an unfortunate-looking attention whore who dresses like a total lunatic at all times.  Guess who loves her?  That’s right, Madonna does. (ASL)

Neil Patrick Harris is awesome, shirtless, and wet. (Celebitchy)

Brooke Hogan is looking even more old and busted than usual. (ICYDK)

Joe Jackson rips on Kanye for his self-aggrandizing famewhoring at inappropriate moments, because Joe Jackson motherfucking loves him some irony. (PopCrunch)

Pink and Shakira wore the same dress to last night’s VMAs, but they both looked pretty awesome in it and they laughed it off together. (SOMG)

Teri Hatcher wrinkles up her vagina and then flashes it at you. (CelebNewsWire)

Drew Barrymore looks different. (EvilBeet)