Sep 15, 2009

Jessica Simpson’s Dog Taken by Computer-Savvy Coyotes

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Jessica Simpson’s beloved Maltipoo Daisy has become the latest victim of internet-savvy canids. It’s just a matter of time before they take over the planet Skynet-style . She tweeted yesterday:

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to take to the internet to make an appeal to a coyote. Well, I guess if they can read ACME manuals and make rocket-powered roller skates to chase down roadrunners, it stands to reason they probably know how to use computers, too. Remember, if you saw it on TV, it’s obviously true! That’s why I keep an anvil under my hat at all times and never look down when I walk off a cliff.

With Daisy in happier times:

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    In other news of equal importance, I just clipped my toenails.

    Sep 15th, 2009

  2. sonya

    Yeah, it’s not like the coyote ran off with and and contemplated whether or not to kill it.

    Unless she’s talking about those coyotes who smuggle people over from Mexico for exorbitant fees, then okay.

    Sep 15th, 2009

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