Quickies: Forty Licks

Sep 15, 20091

See what Taylor Swift has to say about the whole Kanye thing! (Wonderwall)

Taylor Momsen in fishnets. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Lily Allen’s ass is hanging out. And her boobs. Possibly her vagina. (Celebrity Odor)

Kim Kardashian does the 40′s — and I’m not talking a black guy pouring out malt liquor on her ass. Not this time, anyway. (Hollywood PQ)

Colin Farrell goes on a rampage! (Socialite Life)

What in God’s holy name did Jamie Pressly do to her hair? (Moe Jackson)

Katie “Jordan” Price claims she was raped by a celebrity. (Holy Moly)

Adriana Lima looking demure and respectable. I hate it. (UseMyComputer)

Jessica Biel pokies alert! (Glamzilla)

Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole in a bikini. You’re welcome. (The Blemish)

Bar Rafaeli works some short shorts. (The Grumpiest)

Top Model” semi-finalist Brittany “Bre” Scullark gets arrested for stealing a laptop from Starbucks. (TMZ)

Michael Jackson makes for a beautiful corpse. (Websters)

A birds-eye view of Adrianne Curry’s big fake tits. (CelebSlam)

Susan Boyle covers the Stones! (omg blog)

Sports Illustrated model Jessica White was Sean Penn’s mystery London date — and here she is wearing only body paint. (Hollywood Rag)