Sep 16, 2009

Ed Westwick Has Two New Tattoos

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“Gossip Girl’s” Ed Westwick showed off two brand-new tattoos yesterday, and I already know what you’re thinking — who the hell watches fucking “Gossip Girl?” Well, based on my research, 14-year old girls, gay male adolescents, and people who turned it to the CW early Monday night because “One Tree Hill” was coming on next and they didn’t want to miss it. My research also indicates that Ed could have just tattooed “faggot” and “asswipe” on either shoulder and still got his message across, but with half of the needle time. Lean Six Sigma can suck it!

Looking like a giant queef on the Gossip Girl set last week:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    This guy is one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen on television.
    And one of the gayest.

    Sep 16th, 2009

  2. IamLegend

    those tats are so…HAHAHAHAHAHA…great….if he pactually paid for this crap he should be taken out back & beaten senseless…oh wait he already is brain dead

    Sep 17th, 2009

  3. Louis Vuitton

    I liked this text and i appreciated. I’ve read all. When i was surfing , i watched a video

    Oct 1st, 2009

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