Quickies: Why So Serious?

Sep 16, 20091

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Kim Kardashian grabs a boob at Fashion Week. (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Garner’s lips are officially too big for her face. (UseMyComputer)

Mischa Barton’s pre-psychward striptease goes straight to video… and you can watch it here. (popoholic)

Courtney Love has a serious case of the Joker mouth. Scars, downturning, the works. (Holy Moly!)

Paris Hilton knows you can never go wrong with a glittery skull. (Bricks and Stones)

Universal’s new Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey details revealed! (Allie is Wired)

Bobby Brown’s take on his and Whitney’s cocaine addiction. (Jezebel)

Miranda Kerr spreads her legs in tight pants for Reebok. (Moe Jackson)

Jennifer Aniston face might have just frozen that way. (Seriously? OMG)

Name that Celebrity: tramp stamp edition! (CityRag)

Jon Gosselin caught diddling the new nanny! (Celebitchy)

Susan Sarandon’s daughter shows off her massive rack as a stripper on Californication. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Selena Gomez spread eagle in a bikini. God, I feel dirty just typing that. (Celeb Jihad)

Kendra Wilkinson’s husband gets the boot in favor of Michael Vick. (Websters)

Avril Lavigne’s crotch inspires book! Instead of, you know, vomiting. (Gone Hollywood)