Avril Lavigne is Divorcing Deryck Whibley
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After three years of marriage, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are officially separating at their respective douchenozzles. Us Weekly says
“She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on,” a source [says] adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million [Bel Air] estate. “Divorce papers will be filed any day now.”
Whibley, 29, “is crushed,” adds another insider.
It’s not exactly shocking when two poser douchebags’ sham of a marriage dissolves like so many mushy turds on the follow-up flush. And speaking of turds, I’d like to take this opportunity to state that I’ve had farts with more dimension and depth than any of Avril’s crappy songs. Arista might really want to look into my asshole. It might be the next Sk8r Boi sensation!
UPDATE: Avril just confirmed the split on her website.
Promoting her Abbey Dawn line:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Stephen
can you write something smart sometimes? since last month your posts are… awful! sorry but I used to have great times reading you…
Sep 17th, 2009
Jon
I hear she fucks around a lot. That solves that.
Sep 17th, 2009
anony
Was this the guy she kept beating the crap out of?
Sep 17th, 2009
IamLegend
it’s so hard getting all that new penis in with a wedding ring in the way…later little short mort she busy doing every dude in sight….also all the booze, dope, and those great…wal-mart bargin bin…..dresses she wears are so awe inspiring to the kids….loooooooser!
Sep 17th, 2009
Herman Bumfudle
if you’re sad you can always sit on my lap and talk about it. oh, damn, that thang is so hot and delicious. fuck!!!
Sep 19th, 2009
Louis Vuitton
i like it ,thanks
Oct 1st, 2009
bhen di lun deryck di
maa di lun deryck di:-)
Oct 10th, 2009
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