Quickies: Into the Garbage Chute, Fly Boy

Sep 17, 20092

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Burt Reynolds is in rehab. (Post Chronicle)

Kylie Minouge goes see-through. (Totally Crap)

AnnaLynne McCord’s boob is falling out of her dress — but it’s nice and dry! (Moe Jackson)

Who shamed themselves more in “Sorority Row?”: Carrie Fisher, or Rumer Willis? (Pajiba)

Pics of Chris Brown playing garbage man. (The Blemish)

Chanelle Hayes poses naked for her new calendar! (Holy Moly!)

Pete Wentz is wearing a Sesame Street shirt. Fucking tool. (Socialite Life)

How YOU can get on TLC’s What Not to Wear! (USA Today)

Worst. Grill. EVER. (The Dirty)

Fresh out of rehab, Mischa Barton gets caught drunk and/or high at a club. (CelebNewsWire)

Heather Graham’s hotness comeback continues. (The Grumpiest)

Top Ten Celebrities with Delicious Defects — like Megan Fox’s stubby thumbs! (Mr. Skin)

Photoshop does Jennifer Love Hewitt good on the cover of Shape magazine. (popoholic)

Jocelyn Wildstein’s face appears to have exploded. (Hollywood Rag)

Anne Heche ordered to take parenting lessons! Dina Lohan might have just met her match. (Websters)

Dharma is pregnant with her second child — and it’s going to be a Scientology-approved silent birth. (Wonderwall)