Since it’s going to be hard to do the “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ show minus the Jon part (you don’t exactly need cable to watch a single mom struggle with a passel of brats for an hour — just try Denny’s on a Saturday morning), Kate Gosselin has already got her shrew-claws in another television business venture. According to Radar Online

Kate will be shooting the pilot for her new talk show this weekend. Kate is teaming up with Paula Deen for a show that is planned to have a mix of advice, health and beauty tips and celebrity gossip.

Right now the plan is to have multiple hosts with Paula and Kate. Comedian Sandra Bernhard and Tammy Lynn Michaels have both been considered for the job.

The show is based on the popular Web site Mom Logic.

“Mom Logic?” Isn’t that kind of an oxymoron? It’s pretty much common knowledge that once you pass the two-kid mark, you meet the legal requirements to be labeled “functionally insane.” How else do you justify eating something that fell on the ground as long as it’s within a five-second window or cleaning your loved ones with your own saliva in public? Without being homeless or part cat, I mean? You’re a mom, that’s how! It’s standard operating procedure to step out of the house with someone’s barf in your hair and two-day old diaper seepage on your pants. That’s why we drink.