Sep 22, 20098

Kristin Chenoweth Collapses Post-Emmys

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Actress Kristin Chenoweth collapsed Sunday night at the Emmy Awards shortly after winning Outstanding Supporting Actress for her role in “Pushing Daisies.” Page Six says

Chenoweth suffered a crippling migraine and had to lie down in the Lipton Lounge backstage after collecting her award. A source said, “People rushed to help Kristin, but once the paramedics had arrived, she said she was embarrassed.” Her rep says Chenoweth is “feeling better.”

I was all prepared to say her “migraine” was really the result of puking up every other meal and constant coke binges (what is she, 90 pounds?), but it turns out Kristin has a well-documented case of Ménière’s disease, an inner-ear disorder which can cause vertigo, nausea and crippling headaches. Everyone knows that legitimate medical conditions are not very interesting, and if there’s one thing my brief stint writing for the New York Times taught me, it’s that lying is awesome. And also that Republicans are the devil. Therefore, “Kristin Chenoweth is an anorexic meth addict on the verge of complete self-destruction, possibly voted for George Bush!” And you can quote me on that.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I doubt she voted for Bush, depite calling herself a conservative christian she’s a democrat and a supporter of gay rights. As for the weight thing, she’s like 4’11 so you can’t really hold it against her.

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  2. anony

    Can’t stand that obnoxious midget….

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  3. Menieres

    I live with Meniere’s Disease and believe me it is no joke. If she really has Menieres then she deserves all the sympathy and help in the world.

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  4. Person

    Kristin does really have Menieres.
    And she is not bulimic. Think about it: She’s only 4’11, which is the average height of an eleven-year-old. The average weight of an eleven-year-old is 80 pounds. She weighs 97. She really isn’t super skinny.
    She’s also a very nice person. Most people who have met her say that she takes a few minutes to compliment everyone and makes everyone feel good.

    Sep 22nd, 2009

  5. Louis Vuitton

    Er, are you having trouble posting something?

    Oct 1st, 2009

  6. Jimmie Kendig

    Kristin Chenoweth in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
    VIDEO:

    http://sexy-kristin-chenoweth.blogspot.com/?id=55295145&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

  7. Melanie

    First of all not everyone who weighs 90 pounds is anorexic! Just because she’s not fat, doesn’t mean you can automatically assume she’s anorexic. I’m also 4’11, and 90 pounds, and could out eat just about anyone! Some of us are fortunate to never have to worry about our weight.

    May 9th, 2010

  8. jessica

    she has an inner ear disorder which causes migrains and vertigo. even during shows she has had to lean on other cast members because of it. u people know nothing. research should have been done before this article was written. its slander.

    Oct 20th, 2010

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