Kim Kardashian’s red carpet wardrobe malfunction! (Wonderwall)

Christina Aguilera claims her father beat her. (Fatback)

A new book about Barack and Michelle Obama says she was often jealous of other women and punished him with the silent treatment. (USA Today)

Heather Locklear is returning to Melrose Place! (E! Online)

Suri Cruise in lipstick and high heels. I think I saw this on “Toddlers and Tiaras.” (Socialite Life)

Sophie Monk has a monster wedgie. (Hollywood Rag)

Brooke Hogan’s producer throws her under the bus! Not literally, of course. That would make too many people happy. (WIMB)

AnnaLynne McCord nip slip! (CelebJihad)

I’m sure there’s a good reason Pink is dressed like a fucking idiot. (popbytes)

Megan Fox says she can’t die while listening to Britney Spears. Can I wish both were dead? (CelebNewsWire)

Padma Lakshmi looks like a cross between the Chiquita Banana Lady and a prostitute. (Moe Jackson)

Alessandra Ambrosio just because. (The Grumpiest)

Beyonce to be beheaded! (CelebSlam)

Eliza Dushku gets sexy in Complex magazine. (Hollywood Tuna)