Former “Danity Kane” singer (?) Aubrey O’Day is headlining with Holly Madison at the topless revue “Peep Show” in Vegas, and you’re probably wondering why there haven’t been any semi-nude pictures of their performance leaked online until now. Well, click on the (NSFW) header and wonder no more Ugh. Without the Playboy airbrushing, Holly Madison has some of the most hideous breast implants I’ve ever seen. Her nipples are maybe the size of dimes on these ridiculous D-sized domes — almost like a slightly-larger-than-normal moles instead of nipples, really — not to mention that one of them is a good inch higher than the other and pointed in a different direction. Aubrey O’Day looks like any chick at a frat party who’s put on the freshman fifteen but still insists on pulling off her shirt because she’s so drunk. And before you go and say something about the pot calling the kettle black, I’ll have you jerks know I’m not in college anymore. So in your fucking face, smartypants!

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