Break out your hankies, boys and girls — Lily Allen is retiring from music. The Sun says

Lily Allen has confirmed she will never make another album.

She wrote [on her new blog]: “Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned.”

The 24-year-old star is now focusing on her appearance in a London theatre production called Reasons to be Pretty. “The play is about themes close to my heart, about the really damaging cult of beauty among young girls,” [Lily said].

I’m glad young girls will have a strong feminine icon like Lily to look up to so they can finally escape that “damaging cult of beauty.” A belligerent, yo-yo dieting, coke-binging, titty-flashing piss-ass drunk of an icon. Amy Winehouse was probably too busy.

Lily in this month’s GQ, plus some more behind the scene shots of Lily in her underpants — and some NSFW completely topless — after the jump