Pamela Anderson in a g-string because maybe you hate yourself. (Celebrity Odor)

Jude Law just says “fuck you” to his new baby. (CelebNewsWire)

Jessica Alba has officially crossed the line into Uglyville. (Moe Jackson)

WTF is wrong with Janet Jackson’s face? (Socialite Life)

Brad Pitt looks like a dirty old goat. (Hollywood Rag)

Kristen Cavallari is responsible for 97% of the evil in this world. (Websters)

At least Blake Lively’s legs distract from her hair. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves; Pink wears hers on her nipple. (Glamcrunch)

Lesbian motivational posters! (CityRag)

Kirsten Dunst acting like a complete jackass. Shocking, I know. (Celebitchy)

Jordan Sparks says “Got Milk?” I guess the “Got Bacon?” part is implied. (popbytes)

Kelly Rutherford granted a restraining order against her ex-husband! (Wonderwall)

Kimberly Stewart is like a less-attractive version of Andy Dick. (Holy Moly)

Do you take vagina with your coffee? Then I have just the place for you! (omg blog)

Ali Larter goes jogging in an all-spandex ensemble. (UseMyComputer)

Lamar Odom might be gay. (The Blemish)

Anna Paquin in a wet t-shirt. (CelebSlam)