S.S. Eva Longoria in Citizen K Magazine
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How many pints of Romulan Ale would you have to drink before you had sex with the Vulcan dominatrix version of Eva Longoria? Not during the time of pon farr, obviously. That’s just being facetious. I guess it’s kind of a Catch-22, because if you actually understood anything I just wrote, you’re never going to have sex, anyway. No sense in wasting everybody’s time with your virgin speculations!

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
lolol…..now that was a funny article and so so true.
Sep 28th, 2009
Louis Vuitton
I love your site and the article is useful!
Oct 1st, 2009
Reel Pretty
Heeeeey! I understood everything you just said and have sex on the regular!
Oct 3rd, 2009
Graig Wyner
Eva Longoria SEX-video-scandal!!
http://eva–longoria.blogspot.com/?id=64761765&s=y
download now!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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