And now for some news nobody cares about: actress Emmy Rossum and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst are getting divorced. But not from each other. That would be too interesting. Us Weekly says

Two months after it was discovered that Emmy Rossum had been secretly married, her husband is filing for divorce.

Justin Siegel, a music producer… is seeking spousal support and requests that Rossum pay all divorce costs.

Us Weekly continues:

Three months after Fred Durst wed girlfriend Esther Nazarov in Las Vegas, the newlyweds have decided to split.

“For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support,” the Limp Bizkit frontman, 39, Twittered on Monday. “Thank you all SO much for your concern and extremely kind words. Sincerely. We remain very positive and wish only the best for each other.”

Well, there’s five minutes of your life you’ll never get back. If it’s any consolation, it still lasted longer than Fred Durst’s marriage.