Jon and Kate Plus Eight
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After months of dismal ratings and rumors of cancellation, TLC has confirmed that “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” will now officially become “Kate Plus 8.” I guess “Cunty McBeaverson Rules the Roost” really didn’t resonate with test audiences. TLC said in an official statement (via the New York Post):
“Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family. The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers. [As for Jon], he will continue to appear on the show, but on a less regular basis.”
Wow, can you say “snoozefest 2009?” Because I can’t. On account of the my soft palate and hard palate not fusing together when I was born. It mostly just comes out as a lot of hissing and spit.
Scarlett Johansson’s Mango ads because they’re sexy and Kate’s not:

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
WHO GIVES A SHIT!
Sep 29th, 2009
Jon
I hope this is the final push to cancel the show, end their retardedly high incomes and end the exploitation of their kids.
Sep 29th, 2009
Louis Vuitton
Notice that the Chinese know how to do a stimulus package, while no one in power seems to know how to do a stimulus package here in the US.
Oct 1st, 2009
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