Quickies: Fat of the Land

Sep 29, 20092

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Undeniable proof that Sophie Monk had lip augmentation. (Hollywood Rag)

Two Minogues for the price of one! (UseMyComputer)

Check out Beyonce’s new hand tattoo. (CityRag)

Carrie Prejean is Miss October… in the 2010 Great American Conservative Women’s Calendar. Not making that up. (Celebitchy)

Hugh Jackman being adorable. (Seriously? OMG)

Amber alert issued for Jennifer Love Hewitt! (Websters)

Kim Kardashian reunited with her one true love — and I don’t mean Dunkin’ Donuts. (The Blemish)

Mel Gibson photographed elbow-deep in somebody’s beaver! (Holy Moly!)

Care to know just how overpaid the cast of “The Hills” is? (Socialite Life)

Jon Gosselin planning to get liposuction. I assume from his head. (Bricks and Stones)

Grown-ass men dressed as Bert and Ernie. Disturbing on so many levels. (omg blog)

Twilight’s Ashley Greene isn’t wearing a bra! (glamzilla)

Victoria’s Secret wants YOU. To masturbate. Wait, I got ahead of myself. (Wonderwall)

Courtney Cox in her bra and panties! (Moe Jackson)

Gerard Butler has some womanly hips. (Lainey Gossip)

Scarlett Johansson sans pants on the cover of Glamour magazine. (Popeater)

Bruce Willis’ new movie “Surrogates” is far more disappointing than if it had just taken a dump on the chests of the audience. (Pajiba)