Quickies: Fresh-Squeezed

Oct 6, 20091

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Nancy Grace rips Jon Gosselin a new asshole. (The Blemish)

Justin Timberlake’s grandma burns Jessica Biel. (Celebitchy)

Jessica Simpson looking really tubby in a muumuu-swathed bikini. (Bitten and Bound)

Guns ‘n’ Roses sued for plagarism! (Gabby Babble)

Michael Lohan claims prescription drugs are killing Lindsay. (ONTD)

I just want to eat Hugh Jackman with a spoon. (Seriously? OMG)

Brooke Shields survives crash! (CelebNewsWire)

Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend Justin Gaston in a little green Speedo. (omgblog)

Why is Teri Hatcher in a jumpsuit picking up trash on the highway? (popbytes)

Dear. God. NO: the “placenta teddy bear.” (Dlisted)

Paris Hilton is a monster! (Websters)

Meet the woman whose breasts Russell Simmons is groping. (Moe Jackson)

It takes two men to lift Mariah Carey’s fat ass in the air. (Hollywood Rag)

Lindsay Lohan is DRUUUUNK. (Bricks and Stones)

Pete Wentz gets his big gay head shaved: the video. (Allie is Wired)

Nicole Scherzinger flashes her lady(?) business. (The Grumpiest)

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So what if it takes two men to lift Mariah Carey’s fat arse in the air… She’s still smoking hot

Oct 6th, 2009