Simon Cowell Knows How to Party

Oct 6, 20090

Simon Cowell Knows How to Party

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Simon Cowell’s $2 million dollar, nine-hour long birthday party this weekend was a marvelous testament to narcissism and Caligulan excess. The Daily Mail says

A 60ft high image of Cowell was beamed across the frontage of the palladian mansion venue at Wrotham Park, Hertfordshire. The waiters [all] wore Simon Cowell masks.

Endless [$1000] magnums of Louis Roederer champagne were on offer. He even had baby sharks swimming in tanks in the lavatories.

The party’s entertainment included exotic topless dancers, naked women gyrating behind a big screen, and a guest enjoying a good whipping on stage from a dominatrix.

But the highlight of the show was the appearance on stage of a giant replica of female genitalia, joined by two giant sex toys.

And of the guests:

The model Jordan, mother of three, was so drunk she could hardly stand. Kate Moss anticipated being so out of it that she insisted no photographs be taken of her that night. Amanda Holden left with her knickers in full view of the cameras. One man departed in a limo completely naked [great shot of him here].

Well, once at my birthday party, I had a clown and a magician, and my dad came downstairs in the middle of it without any pants on, so I think I kind of understand what Simon’s birthday party was like. Only instead of a 60-foot high image of me and giant dancing genitalia, my Dad bumrushed the magician through a sliding glass door because he thought he was the step-aerobics instructor my mom had been sleeping with. I spent most of that party giving a statement to the arresting officer and picking glass out of my hair. Turning nine really sucks.

Surrounded by — what else? — women and mirrors: