Blake Lively nude and spanked! (Hollywood Tuna)

Surprise, surprise — Kate Moss forgets her bra at Fashion Week. Again. (Holy Moly)

A Gossip Girl threesome? Yeah, still don’t care. (Right Celebrity)

Sexy pictures of the new Lara Croft. (UseMyComputer)

Shannon Doherty is clearly on the Lindsay Lohan fast-track to aging plan. (Hollywood PQ)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one — Tom Cruise walks into a Entertainment Law class at Harvard and… (Socialite Life)

Katrina Bowden bikini pics! (Moe Jackson)

The 13 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All Time. And no, I’m not on that list. (COED Magazine)

Fat Nicole Eggert is back on Baywatch and ready to make fun of herself. (Celebrity Odor)

Megan Fox has posed topless for the cover of Narwhal Quarterly! God, I hate it when they do that. (CelebJihad)

K-Fed’s getting sued for trashing his crib. (Websters)

Katy Perry is literally sitting on Kermit the Frog’s face… and he likes it. (Hollywood Rag)

Watch a Japanese chick pick up things with her gigantic tits. Then cry alone in the basement and think about what a loser you are. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Anna Nicole Smith investigated for alleged murder plot against her billionaire husband! (National Ledger)