Katy Perry looking booby-licious. (UseMyComputer)

Kristen Bell sexes it up for the “Couples Retreat” premiere. (Moe Jackson)

See how Eminem looks with bangs and pink highlights! (CityRag)

Olivia Wilde slips a nip. And I slip you a high five. (CelebNewsWire)

Geri Halliwell’s boobs have grown two cup sizes since she wore that dress seven years ago. (Socialite Life)

Guy Ritchie calls Madonna retarded! That’s usually the part when she rips off his head and devours him whole. (Holy Moly!)

Don’t call Khloe Kardashian fat. Or she’ll eat you. Trust. (Websters)

Catwoman Jocelyn Wildstein is absolutely goddamn terrifying now. (Hollywood Rag)

Hey, look! Aubrey O’Day takes pictures of her own ass and posts them on Twitter. Trust me, the back looks a hell of a lot better than the front. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Julie Henderson might have the world’s smallest waist: bikini proof. (Glamcrunch)

Three hairdos in one! Everybody wins. (omg blog)

Jessica Alba in a bikini sucking a lollipop. What more do you want from me? (The Dirty)

Harry Connick, Jr. unwittingly takes part in a black-face skit mocking the Jackson 5. (CelebSlam)

Video footage of Seth Green getting mugged! (The Blemish)