Oct 8, 20096

Tila Tequila is Going to Kill Herself

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After weathering the beating Shawn Merriman gave her last month, Tila Tequila took to her Twitter page last Monday to announce that she has decided to commit suicide. Of course, she’s now backpedaling by password-protecting her page, as if that could magically erase from the interwebs all the stupid shit she tweeted and make everyone forget about her two-week death deadline. MSNBC obtained the following tweet:

“I am going to kill myself cuz I don’t want to live in a world where its filled with IGNORANCE! which majority of you ARE! & racists!”

And then there were these tweets (via Just Online Movies):

“It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me. So I told him I will give him two more weeks.

No one can stop me. I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.

Dont be afraid of death as death is highly misunderstood. Death is very peaceful, serene, and welcoming for me. I have long awaited this.

We all have to go at some point in time, but my time is soon, so i can finally rest my mind. 2 more weeks and then we shall say goodbye.

I will give u two more weeks, but after that i shall be leaving. 2 more weeks until u weep for my life that has finally ended.”

Well, from what I remember from the movie, leprechauns always go for the retarded one first. That ought to make killing herself pretty easy. Plus, shooting a four-leaf clover in the ol’ kisser shouldn’t be too hard for a girl who’s made a career out of taking it in the mouth. It only makes sense she should die that way.

At Mr. Chow on Sunday, plus NSFW naked pics after the jump:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Yes, God needs her up there for a PSA: “What Not To Do…”

    Oct 8th, 2009

  2. j

    Fug

    Oct 8th, 2009

  3. BlogDog

    All talk, no action.

    Oct 9th, 2009

  4. Anoymous

    tila’s boobs are lopsided.

    Oct 9th, 2009

  5. BOB

    When and where? I want to bring some snacks!

    Oct 13th, 2009

  6. Ebonics

    haha we gotta wait another 2 weeks FAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! She should do us all a favor and just merk herself tonight!!! .. oh btw ya’ll should have showed where some dood went in on her after posting that rant on twitter and he told her to kill herself already shit was hellarious!! COMEDY GOLD but oh so true!!!

    Oct 16th, 2009

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