David Hasselhoff Hospitalized After Drunken Assault
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There were reports earlier this week that David Hasselhoff had been hospitalized for an “ear infection,” which, as it turns out, is actually a PR agent’s way of saying “he was piss-fucking-drunk.” The Hoff had to be rushed to London’s Capio Nightingale Hospital on Monday after bashing a doctor in the face in drunken rage. The Sun says
The bender began at the weekend at Simon Cowell’s posh birthday party. [Hasselhoff] got smashed and was escorted out of a side door and back to the hotel.
A source said: “On this occasion he became so drunk he wet his hotel bed – ruining two mattresses – and was becoming a real pain for staff. They decided they had no option but to lock him in the basement until an ambulance arrived.”
Hasselhoff then lashed out when he was confronted by the physician – accidentally decking Dr Paul Ettlinger.
Well, they were kind of asking for it, don’t you think? I mean, you don’t cage a wild beast and then expect it to come with you willingly. You have to coax it out gently with a trail of savory morsels and treats. In this case, tiny Jagermeister bottles and pictures of boobs. That’s the only way I managed to get my husband out of the drainage ditch the night before our wedding.
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Syd
He should be arrested for that hair!
Oct 9th, 2009
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