Jessica Simpson wants sister Ashlee to pop out another baby. (Bricks and Stones Gossip)

Shauna Sand’s sex tape looks suspiciously professional. (Drunken Stepfather)

George Clooney may be actually getting married! (Celebslam)

Kylie Minogue looks as beautiful as ever! (Lainey Gossip)

Rihanna sports a cameltoe and fur coat. Sounds like the beginning of a joke. (Glamzilla)

Jon Stewart rips CNN a new one! (Seriously? OMG!)

British model Vikki Blows 2010 artsy calendar. And by “artsy”, I mean “she shows her boobies”. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Despite rumors that he fled to India to “find himself”, Kanye West was spotted shopping in LA. (Holy Moly!)

Susan Sarandon encouraged daughter Eva Amurri to strip for her role in Californication. That’s what I call good parenting! (Mr. Skin)

The only reason to watch Melrose Place is the hot girls. (Moe Jackson)

The “Other” 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time! (Pajiba)

January Jones does her best “60’s hooker lying in the driveway” for GQ Magazine. (The Blemish)

French Vogue puts a model in blackface. Heh heh. (Celebitchy)