Emmy Rossum glows at the screening of Dare. (Use My Computer)

Megan Fox is the new ass face of Armani Underwear. (Gone Hollywood)

I’ll pass on the Hugh Jackman piñata, give me the real thing, dammit! (Agent Bedhead)

Michael Lohan is hunting down Lindsay Lohan’s drug dealer. And by “hunting down”, I mean talking about it. (Allie is Wired)

Check out Rihanna’s stupid new hair! (WIMB)

Lady Gaga continues her rampage of stupid costumes. (Holy Moly!)

Ashley Greene in Men’s Fitness magazine. (CelebNewsWire)

Blake Lively takes her legs to the premiere of Where the Wild Things Are. (Moe Jackson)

Shauna Moakler launches her own line of makeup. (Hollywood Rag)

Tyra Banks’ boobs exposed! (Cityrag)

I guess Jayde Nicole is Canada’s answer to Megan Fox. With a name like Jayde, I’m guessing she’s a slut. (The Grumpiest)

All that’s missing from this photo of Chris Brown is a boot kicking his ass. (Celebslam)

Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot Video. Hilarious! (Celeb Jihad)

Hey men! Calvin Klein is selling jeans that are like the water bra for your little man! (omg blog)

Jessica Simpson mocked in a Burger King-sponsored cartoon. Way to go, corporate assholes. (Celebitchy)