Oct 16, 2009

Jessica Simpson Was Offered a Brain Sandwich

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Jessica Simpson

I totally thought this was going to be about someone else bashing Jessica Simpson’s intelligence (or lack, thereof). No, this is real. Digital Spy says,

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she was recently offered a brain sandwich for a snack.

The 29-year-old, who was filming new TV show The Price Of Beauty in Morocco, said that she declined the local delicacy.

Speaking to OK about the shoot, she said: “We definitely had our moments. Somebody threw a bun in front of me, and I was supposed to make a brain sandwich. You know, that’s not really something I want to partake in!”

The actress and singer added that she loved the country, saying: “The women there are incredible. She stays covered to keep herself for her man, so everything is through her eyes.

“When somebody can carry themselves very confident, sexy, all-knowing, and be completely covered, it’s all about what’s inside of them. It’s about what you define as beautiful. I love Morocco.”

Yes, leave it to Jessica to praise women being oppressed. I’m sure she’d find women getting beaten or killed for being raped or being considered worth less than men not so romantic. Nothing says “I love you”
like a good old fashioned flogging! Here’s a suggestion: Next time, eat the brain sandwich. It wouldn’t hurt to try.

At the  2009 QVC FFANY Shoes On Sale event in New York City, making stupid faces as usual

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Well...

    It may or may not be true that the women of Morocco equate not-showing-flesh with oppression. Perhaps they feel the same way about it as Jessica described, and are proud to save every bit of themselves for their future husbands. Obviously it’s extreme to us, but can it really be argued that having Miley Cyrus teaching tweens how to pole-dance is better? Are we really better off having a common homewrecker like Angelina Jolie as a role model for our young women? There are far worse ideals to strive for than modesty.

    Oct 16th, 2009

  2. Captain_Insano

    ^ well said.

    Also, I’d give Jessica a brain sandwich.

    Oct 16th, 2009

  3. sonya

    True, true, but at least here we are given the choice. If girls think Miley or Angelina are role models, that’s their parents fault.

    Oct 16th, 2009

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