Back in the day, Jewel bucked the show-yer-tits rule to get ahead in her career. Sad for her, lucky for you, she’s abandoned her sense of integrity. Enjoy yourselves, you opportunistic bastards!
Jewel has never had any integrity to lose. Her folkie thing was just one of many poses which has included bubblegum teenie pop, and now “country”. She’s never had a sound or identity for longer than a year or two, making her about as relevant musically as Jessica Simpson (who also pushed the “I don’t use my tits” thing for the first 5 minutes of her career). At least Shakira (whose singing is as bad as Jewel’s) has never tried to hide the fact that the only thing she has to offer is her body.
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Jon
well damn. Jon likey!
Oct 16th, 2009
B. Wayne
Jewel has never had any integrity to lose. Her folkie thing was just one of many poses which has included bubblegum teenie pop, and now “country”. She’s never had a sound or identity for longer than a year or two, making her about as relevant musically as Jessica Simpson (who also pushed the “I don’t use my tits” thing for the first 5 minutes of her career). At least Shakira (whose singing is as bad as Jewel’s) has never tried to hide the fact that the only thing she has to offer is her body.
All that said….. HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
Oct 16th, 2009
Antonio
Shakira had that phase too when she used to sing in spanish.
Oct 17th, 2009
j
Nice, Jewel is hot
Oct 17th, 2009
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