Brenda Song is painted up like a China doll. Zing! (Glamcrunch)

Where the Wild Things Are may be a magnificent, unconventional art film, but it’s got to be the worst children’s movie ever. (Pajiba)

Balloon Boy plus the top 7 best ever live TV vomits for the gross jr. high kid in all of us. (Holy Moly!)

January Jones may be a boob faker! Gasp! (CelebNewsWire)

Scarlett Johansson’s Mango photoshoot. (UseMyComputer)

Dennis Rodman still likes to dress in drag. (Gone Hollywood)

Halle Berry squeezes into a sexy black dress! (cityrag)

Beyonce knows that nipples are the new “it” accessory. (Celeb Jihad)

Sarah Jessica Parker launches her new fragrance. Wonder if it smells like hay and oats? (Socialite Life)

Holy frijoles! Columbian actress/model/singer Jery Sandoval packs on the makeup! (Moe Jackson)

Lucy Liu topless in Satoshi photoshoot! (Glamzilla)

David Letterman allegedly took his mistress along on family vacations. (Celebitchy)

Roman Polanski is trying to finish his new movie in jail. Don’t know how he’ll fit that in between the institution’s “arts and crafts time”, “working out” and “anal rape”. (The Blemish)