Oct 20, 2009

Whitney Houston’s Back on the Crack

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Crack might be “wack,” and crack might be “cheap,” but judging by her X Factor performance on Sunday night, Whitney Houston is back to basin’ again (FF to the 4:00 mark for the especially crack-y stuff). Star Magazine says

The admitted drug user’s bizarre appearance on Britain’s The X Factor raised eyebrows Sunday, as she nervously struggled through her song “Million Dollar Bill,” and seemed disoriented during the interview afterward.

When asked by the host when her album was to be released, Whitney paused and stared at the ground before stammering, “Yeah, the um…the album? It should released this weekend or next week sometime. I’ll be back here in April for the tour.”

When [the host] asked her what she thought of the talent, Whitney again looked at the floor for the answer. “I thought that they were…um…how do I put this? Really good.” Then she fiddled with her nose and added, “So that’s um…they’re young.”

Jesus Christ she’s freakin’ twitchy! All that’s missing is a herkie into a pile of folding chairs and a nervous smelling of the fingers she had shoved under her armpits during her Meredith Baxter-Birney monologue and she could be the old black version of Mary Katherine Gallagher.

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Back on the crack? I don’t think she ever stopped taking it.. yikes.

    Oh I’m sick of people touting her too. The woman had one song - ONE and it was written by a white woman with a ginormous rack and performed for a movie no one remembers. Take that away and she’s got nothing and never had anything. Oh and no, How would I know is not a good song. I sang a more meaningful song then that last night sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper.

    Rant over…:-D

    Oct 20th, 2009

  2. Bitch

    You’re an asshole. Talk about dissecting someone under a micrscope! I don’t think she was on anything at all. She looked out of breath after her performance, and her album has different release dates all over the world, that alone would be hard to keep track of. One week here, one month there. So what if she didn’t know the exact day it was coming out in the UK? She knew it was out that week. You’re over analyzing the hell out of her as well as the rest of the world and it’s ridiculous!

    And the above poster, she’s had one song? REALLY?? You’ve been living under a rock then. Idiot. She has so many classics that owns your whole life. You mad cuz your diva will never get the attention she always does? She has the world’s attention in the palm of her hand everytime she blinks. Hater. Get a damn life and stay out of Whitney’s.

    Oct 20th, 2009

  3. Wench

    Whitney Houston is blah. I just don’t care.

    However, why can’t some shit without being called a jealous hater? I’m not 100%, but I’m going to say #1 probably isn’t desperate to be some crack addled singer the wrong side of 40.

    “Get a damn life and stay out of Whitney’s”
    What the fucking fuck? I hate you. You’re a spastic.

    Oct 21st, 2009

  4. Anna

    I love whitney, shes an amazing singer and shouldnt be judged wrong for what the media are saying about her, they always make things look worse than what they are because they get paid for it. its there job to over exaggerate stories so they get more readers or listeners. At least whitney has admitted her addiction, she isnt afriad of what people will say. So instead of slagging her off be supportive!!

    Nov 2nd, 2009

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