David Letterman’s Sex Tape Might Have Leaked
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File this one under VOMIT: David Letterman is reportedly worried that a sex tape he made with a female staffer is going to wind up on the web. Hope salt-and-pepper pubes are your thing! According to Showbiz Spy
The chat show host and a much-younger female co-worker have apparently been captured on a studio surveillance tape in a compromising position.
“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source [said].
“It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.
Dave apparently didn’t know the location of the security cameras at his Late Show studio.”
Why in God’s name would you ever want to watch footage of a 62-year old man rutting all over some woman? That’s like the when the doctor asks, “would you like to see the placenta?” Hell no. I can’t think of a single reason you might watch a David Letterman sex tape. Okay… maybe one or two reasons. Here, I made you a list:
THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU MIGHT WATCH A DAVID LETTERMAN SEX TAPE
10. Robert Redford offered you a million dollars to
9. Turns out it cures six types of cancer
8. Someone’s holding a gun to your head
7. Your friend tells you it’s a copy of “The Bridges of Madison County”
6. You’re legally blind
5. You were double-dared, triple-stamped, anti-quitsies no startsies in front of the eighth-graders
4. You’re pledging
3. You have the Viagra “prolonged, persistent erection lasting more than four hours” and nothing has been able to kill it yet
2. You need to induce vomiting and you don’t have any syrup of ipecac
and the number one reason you might watch a David Letterman sex tape:
1. It’s still better than reading this blog
Sienna Miller arriving on to the Late Show last week:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
I love Dave. Dave’s getting battered a bit by all these things coming out.
(Still doesn’t make him as bad as John Edwards.)
But even I do not want to see that tape….
Oct 21st, 2009
id porns
in article is not perfect, it’s missing something!
Oct 22nd, 2009
ocbody.com doc
That’s one sex tape that I definitely don’t want to see. lol.
Oct 22nd, 2009
Carol
Stop it with the 10 reasons. I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard.
Oct 22nd, 2009
FreakSmack
All I can picture in my head is Dave finishing up a position, looking into the camera, running his tounge between his lower lip and his teeth, then throwing a pencil at the lens… God help me
Your top ten list was good.
Oct 23rd, 2009
mike
Come on now…these tapes would be a blast!
Oct 26th, 2009
Jan
My fave reason is number 3. And Dave, you’re a smart guy. You should know that making an adulterous sex tape would not end well.
Oct 26th, 2009
Joey Butta
David Letterman is a full blown POS. Always has been. Always will be. And he’s in good company in the entertainment business.
If you believe for an instant that he didn’t huddle like a politico with his liers (SP lawyers) and other spin doctors, you need to pull your head out for a breath before you code. DL did what only a gutless, immoral comedic entertainer could do in this situation…spend an excessive amount of time winning the audience to his side and then reveal the cause in an offhanded, dismissive fashion.
His wife should take his sorry A $ $ to the cleaners. And every two faced member of the audience should either condemn his actions for what they are, or give every corporate exec, politician, or their wife / husband / girl friend / boyfriend a total pass for the same lame a s s behavior.
I say it again: DL you are a conniving, pompous sack of dog schtick.
Oct 31st, 2009
Jen
Is this the sex tape?
http://bedio.com/video29
Nov 25th, 2009
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